25 April 2009

on punching a dude.


So, I'm walking home through an alley downtown, I feel a car shoot behind me at a rapid clip and the dude yells 'Watch where you are walking asshole!'

He then hits his brakes and stops 3/4 way down the block, so I'm like fuck this, and walk to his car to discover him shuffling through papers in the passenger seat, his window is down so I lean in and am like "What is your fucking problem?" to which he replies "Hey fuck you! You need watch where you are walking! You're lucky i didn't hit you!" to which I responded by swinging my fist, which was in front of my chest clutching my bag strap, sideways like a hammer into his nose. Blood spurts, he screams "Agh my nose!" I go "Oh shit!" and run.

2 comments:

shanedanger said...

I thought the first rule of fight club was...

Elenamary said...

doh!